dedicated to
Emma Kirkby & J.S.Bach
6 o'clock I'm going down, coffee's hot & the toast is brown Don Walker {Cold Chisel} : Breakfast at Sweethearts A coffee break for Sisyphus! A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye; But on the highest mount in Wales Would choose in peace to drink my coffee. Jonathon Swift A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Paul Erdos A morning without coffee is like sleep. A morning without coffee is like something without ... something else Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do Ambidextrose: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand. Appease the Moderator Monster. Send coffee! At 16 cups of coffee a day, sleep becomes irrelevant! Bad day: The health inspector condemns your coffee maker. Be a coffee-drinking individual...espresso yourself! Been there, Done that, Got the T-Shirt and Coffee Cup. Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord; Recipe for coffee Black coffee, blue morning. Black gold - not oil, but coffee! Blend 'B', meanwhile, is a PROUD blend, defiant yet petulant... a blend that grabs you, shakes you by the collar and cries, 'ACCEPT me, damn you, or turn me away - BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T POLLUTE ME WITH NON-DAIRY CREAMER!' Tripp Biscuit while coffee tasting. Blended coffee... today's & yesterday's. Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave. Bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. Brain dead. His coffee cup has more IQ. Break time: Low coffee light is on. Breakfast without coffee is like a Predator without ammo. Breakfast: a pot of coffee and a straw. But you *never* drink coffee in the afternoon! Keiko O'Brien C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? Caffeine...a BBSer's best friend! Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. Caffeine Binge: That which is necessary to function normally. Caffeine Free Diet Jolt Cola? Is nothing sacred?! Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! Caffeine keeps you up. I died last week. Go figure. Can I make this thing initialize my coffee pot? Can't the replicator turn out a decent cup of coffee? Cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee. Captain we're out of Columbian coffee - Tom Chit-Chat: Chock Full O' Nuts AND Coffee!!! Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. Choosing my weapons: Coffee and danishes at dawn. Coffee (n.) a person who is coughed upon COFFEE.CUP empty - Operator shelled out to COFFEE.POT COFFEE.CUP not found: (W)ash, (R)e-use, (D)rink from pot? COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key COFFEE.EXE Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic? COFFEE.POT corrupted: Found failure in module FILTER. COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. COFFEE.SYS: NMI ACTIVATED ... coffee pot empty ... Operator asleep Coffee-Bean-T-1 : 1.5 million coffee coated cocoa beans every second Peter Evans, alt.sysadmin.recovery Coffee a Go-Go. We don't know what it means either. Coffee & donuts: Unitarian communion. Coffee & Echo mail, these are a few of my favorite things! Coffee : break fluid Coffee causes much excitement in the brain ... Brillat-Severin coffee coffee Coffee Coffee COFFEE COFFEE!!! Coffee Drinkers Anonymous Charter Member Coffee falls into the stomach ... ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop ... the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similies arise, the paper is covered with ink ... Honore de Balzac Coffee Loaded -- Operator Resumes Coffee : The Original Cyber-Tool! Coffee : The first peripheral! Coffee is *not* supposed to be a *solid*. Maj. Winchester, MASH Coffee is not for kids Bart Simp./Epis. 9F09 [last line is a scrawl] Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, black. Rasta Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet. O'Brien : Startrek DS9 Coffee line forms here. Take a number. Coffee makes the world go round, love only populates it! Coffee? No thanks, one more cup & *I'll* jump to warp. Captain Janeway - Once upon a time Coffee sweetened with No-Doz...Programmers' fuel... Coffee's a major plot point Mike Coffee in England is just toasted milk. Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death & sweet as love. Turkish proverb Coffee, Tea, or PGMP? Menu, Toxic Cafe Coffee, tea, monster, coffee, tea, monster Dot Warner Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. Janeway : Voyager Coffee: The foundation of consciousness. Coffee - The beans from Heaven! Coffee - The beans from Hell!! Coffee: The gasoline of life. Coffee, two sugars, cream and aspirin. Sinclair : DS9 Coffee is a very good conductor! Anthony Thyssen Coffee via I.V. Drip(Doughnuts optional) Coffee warmer: Place cup on Pentium, compute Pi; get hot coffee, wrong answer! Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes. Alexander Pope : The Rape of the Lock COLA: Poor coffee substitute! Complacencies of the peignoir, and late Coffee and oranges in a sunny chair. And the green freedom of a cockatoo Upon a rug mingle to dissipate The holy hush of ancient sacrifice Wallace Stevens : Sunday Morning Computer, coffee, hot. In a cup this time! Janeway : Voyager Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Cool your coffee by holding it closer to your heart. Dammit, Tuvok, the Prime Directive doesn't apply; they have coffee! DCWPDGD: Drink Coffee, Write Program, Debug, Get Drunk Decaf: Used to sober up after a night on non-alcoholic beer! Decaff? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. Did you ever have the feeling that the world was an AC coffee pot and you were DC? Dean Alan Foster - Glory Lane DISCLAIMER: This mail was answered before my first coffee. DM: No, your fighter doesn't gain bonuses from drinking coffee. Do I like my coffee black? There are other colours? DOC's? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. DOWNTIME -- Coffee breaks, lunch, or Friday mentality. Dreams fly away as she pulls another capuccino Don Walker {Cold Chisel} : Breakfast at Sweethearts The drink that comforteth the brain and heart and helpeth digestion. Bacon Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak. Drink your coffee strong and black, you'll never be latte! Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found. Espresso - just our little way of free-basing coffee. Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system Everybody should believe something I believe I'll have more coffee. Expergiscere et coffeam olface - Wake up and smell the coffee! Filther: A used coffee filter Floating Point: Maximum amount of coffee consumable at one sitting. Flow Chart : A graphic of the fastest route to the coffee machine. Flying saucer, the result when a nudist spills his coffee. Forever : Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. Four Food Groups: Coffee, Coke, Chocolate, and Pizza. Frederick the Great made coffee with champagne instead of water. True or false, anyone?? Anni Genius invention : A coffee maker that fits in a 1/2 height drive bay! Give me your even-better-than-coffee substitute. :-( Captain Janeway : Voyager : The Cloud Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. Go ahead... Make my coffee. Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. Anne Morrow Lindbergh GOSUB:coffee; work;RETURN: Grounds for divorce : 1453 - Turkish law makes it legal for a woman to divorce her husband if he fails to provide her with her daily coffee quota. Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something. Josephine Baker Hey, who spilled coffee on my Tagline? hiGhEr bRAiN malFUnCtiON ... inSERt COFfEe. His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee. Dr Johnson - The life of Pope Hot Coffee & cold pizza: the breakfast of champions !!!! How long can an adult human live without a double laté Sliders I can't live without my coffee and my PC I don't want anything better, I want coffee. Captain Janeway : Voyage : The Cloud I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it? I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee Carly Simon : You're so vain I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. T.S.Eliot : The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
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